mmm. I’m gonna get tore up and pass out in the hot sun!
Coworker 1:
So that frog boiling thing is a myth. If you turn up the heat, they’ll jump out.
Coworker 2:
I want a frog!!!
Like a boiled frog, “How the fuck did this happen?!”
So, my landlord… The original one who was drunk the first time I met him…
Coworker 1 whispering to Coworker 2:
See how it’s a little bit bigger and little bit heavier!
<coworker>, I love peeking over the top of my monitor and seeing your eyes!
Coworker:
I have this problem with …
Boss (interrupting):
Shhhhh… Just add 4 hours to it and don’t worry about it.
It was soooo moist down there!
So, speaking of something vaguely related to this…
The opposite of balls is radical feminine wiles? She’s got a raging vagina.
